Turns out, OasisGuy, this was not a stupid question thread at all.
(1) Where is the best place to attach the tether to the boat: bow, aka near ama, rear or front crossbar?
-My choice is the rear port Aka, just outside the brace. That "should" turn the boat once I become a 180lb drogue.
-Swimming out to the windward side may increase the likelihood of this working,
-Worst case, I hope the boat would just go in circles till I could catch it.
(2) Where to attach to yourself: ankle, wrist, or PFD?
-Left wrist is the most stationary limb (tiller arm). I peddle much of the time, so it's the least likely to cause a snag.
-Attaching to a wrist ensures your head will be ABOVE water, even if dragged and you will have full use of your legs.
-Being right handed, I can also unleash or use the knife effectively like this.
(3) What is the safe length of a leash: 6', 9', 15'?
-Depends how big you want your "kill zone" to be
-at least 9' clear of the boat, coiled or wrapped like Kayak Bobs suggestion.
-For bow attachment, you would need more
If I was tossed and dragged, I would:
1. Yell/radio for help and to alert others of the runaway train. (Probably a waste of time)
2. Drag myself up the rope/leash toward the nearest Aka. (EZ if leash is on the wrist)
3. Kick the rudder with my foot to steer into the wind
4. Uncleat the sheet and or rudder
5. Slide aboard and furl.
6. Peddle toward safety, while resetting the gear.
6. Glance at my watch and nod approvingly, pretending it was all a drill.
How would you handle it?
Keith is spot on in pointing out that there is no 100% safety in numbers, because of the limited visibility at sea, the tendancy to fish apart from each other and having no rear view mirrors. No one can hear you yell, even if they are fairly close.
If you ditch without a leash and your buddy does respond, they will have to choose between you and your wayward boat (EZ choice). But they may never catch up to your AI, with you onboard theirs. Sailing along without you, your Hobie becomes a missile, so as you hitchhike slowly back to shore, you can spend the time contemplating the damages to your craft- and all the liability claims that will be filed against you.
A PFD, leash, and marine radio are your only real defense in open water. But friends and insurance help.
Reminds me - I gotta order that VHF ASAP.